Crapsidosis

If something is mildly bad, or inversely, is amazing.

A cellular process of replicating foreign genetic material or the destruction of telomeres.

A. Dude, I aced that bio quiz, I was total crapsidosis.

B. Tell your telomeres to stay on the nucleotide, or else the carcinoid of crapsidosis will occur.

by Quantumspy August 14, 2014

Crapdusting

the art of passing gas in a silent manner while walking to and from locations

Dude you were totally crapdusting all the way from the café to the library. I feel bad for the guy behind you.

Crap, im dusting the hell out of this computer lab.

by HOTDOGCORNDOGHORNDOG September 23, 2014

crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

craping

the art of fucking a car in the emissions pipe.

the man was craping the car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

Crapitot

A person who capitalizes every word in their post or message to sound more smart or credible while they are actually looking pretty stupid.

Look at that crapitot. What a retard.

by Jakkekoria September 5, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Bye bye because your crapits

by Cradatata December 11, 2016