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1.(n.)One who cockteases.
2.(v.)To purposely become enticing to a male to the point of giving him a hardon, or in most cruel cases, blue balls, with no intention of follow through; to lead a man on.
2.(v.)To purposely become enticing to a male to the point of giving him a hardon, or in most cruel cases, blue balls, with no intention of follow through; to lead a man on.
1."Man, she's such a cocktease."
2."Dude, this girl totally cockteased me just now. I had to pour ice down my pants."
2."Dude, this girl totally cockteased me just now. I had to pour ice down my pants."
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The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
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