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cocktapus

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus
by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008
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Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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cocktease

1.(n.)One who cockteases.

2.(v.)To purposely become enticing to a male to the point of giving him a hardon, or in most cruel cases, blue balls, with no intention of follow through; to lead a man on.
1."Man, she's such a cocktease."

2."Dude, this girl totally cockteased me just now. I had to pour ice down my pants."
by bushsalad July 22, 2006
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Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
by estebanz May 19, 2008
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Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.
by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009
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Hairy Cocktail

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011
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molotov cocktease

A ridiculously hot chick who'll never give it up, (at least to you!) She's explosively sexy, but completely unattainable.
Me: That chick in that short dress is amazing!

Fish: Yeah, she's pretty much a molotov cocktease...
by Teddy_KGB December 24, 2007
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