Presidential- German Nazi wanna be- buys trucks like friends usually seen in big white 4x4's. Short, med or tall. They put an air off(vibe) of better than thou... They prey on people with good hearts, in which they deem a weaker pathetic person. They will be known for interfering with every aspect of ur life when they target you. They will try to get u to drink then ask u to do an errand to have a police waiting on you. They will dominate your thinking, cash flow, they care about number one and they will use up up, then take claim for your hard work and somehow legally have their rears covered even though all formal write ups by their possys will contradict themselves. Sadly THEY never get consequences only those who really loved, devoted or honored them gets the cold road, ruined credit, and yes your character will be smeared ,edited and there's nothing to do, but re-locate, re-locate before they reel u in for more and more cash
by Of_course_you_always_first December 27, 2016
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The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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by Finally Free! April 11, 2010
Get the controlling ex boyfriend mug.by yab April 28, 2003
Get the kontrollerx mug.Short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. Just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. Once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the ejaculation without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. This provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses...or meati whatever. Loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.
Guy #1: So you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?
Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.
Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.
Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.
Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.
Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.
Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.
by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007
Get the Controlled det mug.A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.
#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"
#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."
#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."
by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010
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"Yo, dumbass, get outta my way so I can get the sitch under controllation..."
"Don't make me take your sorry ass under controllation..."
"Don't make me take your sorry ass under controllation..."
by enter sandman November 17, 2009
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Killer of not only people, but whole cultures and ways of life
Killer of not only people, but whole cultures and ways of life
by BoxyBrown22 April 15, 2009
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