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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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contracore

contracore is an aesthetic based around alternative 90’s music, retro clothes, contra by vampire weekend, and the god/goddess of all... chloe woodard !!
what’s ur aesthetic? you’re so retro and your music is cool!

it’s contracore!
by jumping noodle March 11, 2020
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contrector

Man with a very small pp (actually non existing)
your pp is like contrector's
by uwu_man July 1, 2020
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contracord/contracorded

Contracord is defined as the phenomena, notion, concept, or/and item whereby one perceives an inability to (simply) explain the difference(s) or relationship(s) (existing) between two or more items, concepts, notions, ideas, and/or phenomena, despite understanding them in isolation from one another and having sufficient/satisfactory (perceivable) distinctiveness in an of themselves.
Unrelated notions result in contracord. Too closely linked notions can result in contracord. Contracord is context sensitive. Contracord is also not context sensitive. Contracord captures a new conceptualisation of linguistic ambiguity and functions as a language model fibre to address communication and/ or conceptual entropy. Contracord is a logic aid, but also a logic dissolver device. Contracord is found in the term, where it is difficult to explain the difference between what contracord means and what it does not mean. It is both flexible and adaptive, paradoxical and logical, conventional and postmodern, a zoom in and an abstraction, a thing in and of itself or that bridges other things. Contracord is a word, but it is even moreso, a framework for building better conceptual abstractions and providing a medium for explication of obscure notions. Contracord helps us understand the subjectivity of language and make the most out of it, by using that subjective backbone in supporting our unique worldviews out in the open.

Contracord/contracorded
by theJOker October 29, 2024
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contracoction

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish
That's a performative contracoction
by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003
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contramorsic

against the nature of death; unable to die; immortal
The healers are contramorsic.
by The Scottish Muffinman September 17, 2007
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