Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

constructions

n. Instructions, often included with a model or pice of furniture, detailing how to properly assemble something.

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That bookshelf does not look stable Aliyah. Did you follow the constructions?

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

Construction buster

When u aggressively fuck someone at a construction site, often done without a condom

Dave: wow, u really did Julia yesterday

Ronald: yeah, it was really a construction buster

by Markfucker May 24, 2019

Constrating

When you are concentrating so hard that you can’t even fully pronounce concentrated.

Colbie was constrating so hard on her storytelling that she kept saying constrating.

by Shit Phantom December 31, 2022

Philly Construction Crew

A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.

John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.

by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011

Occupational Constipation

When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.

Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.

by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013

Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015