conference league

3rd tier of European football. Usually a place no ‘big team’ wants to be in.

Banterlona playing conference league next season 😭😭 (average Barcelona mocker in November)

by CFCPoisson May 29, 2022

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Converted rice

Sticky rice (gaysian lovin' gaysian) who has switched to potato lovin'.

Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!

by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008

Confirned

Being simultaneously confused and concerned.

Person 1: I'm a cannibalistic hamster
Person 2: What? I'm confirned.

by CaptainRose#8571 October 31, 2021

concernedape

the game dev all developers want to be

Player 1: I just love Concernedape!
Player 2: I know right! He's so based

by anonymous June 16, 2024

be concerned

this is a term that the clique for some reason forgets exists as if it doesn’t deserve rights.

everyone: i’m a whore for regional at best. my favorite is anathema!

me: be concerned is my favorite!

everyone: you literally have zero taste, but okay

by your lie in july June 21, 2019