Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass

I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass

by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007

condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

Concarsive

1. (Adj.) Brutal; deadly; extremely graphic.

The lions tearing apart the antelope was truly concarsive.

by Dameon11 April 21, 2009

Coondar

Radar For when coons are around. Most likely to happen after hearing about crime or in a bad (black) hood

John was going to work and his coondar was going off just when a coon when was stealing a car

by Stars And Bars Forever December 2, 2010

Condabating

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!

Dude, last night i was condabating.

by KidAwkward October 31, 2011

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

Cindarella Sweeps

when a guitarist in a song does so many sweeps in a song or segment and in different variations.

dude that song was sick.
yeah the guitarist was like cinderella he was sweeping so much
his fret board is going to be spotless!

those were some technically sick Cindarella Sweeps

by SkotiiEphynMayne February 10, 2012