Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

conpany

An often short-lived business, who’s intent is to defraud its investors, employees, or customers, while on the surface appearing to be a legitimate business.

“Frank joined a new bitcoin conpany in the valley that’s promising to pay its employees not in stock, but in coins.”

by RoaringLion October 8, 2017

condad

Condad is a name you give for stuck up faggots who think they are better than everyone. They are social nobodies trying to get through life and can get no chicks.

Did you see that Conrad is trying to be cool. Ugh, he’s such a Condad

by anonbitchanon January 7, 2018

Condensity

Mixture of consistency and density.

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!

by YoYoYach May 15, 2019

Congan Peen

Term for the penises of residents of the Congo, which has the largest national average penis size of any country at a whopping 7.13 inches on average

"My nibba over here got a 8 inch shlong"
"yeah bro he's got a serious congan peen"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019