Hale Bopp Comet

A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.

I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.

by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018

comodian

someone who is trying to be a comedian, but isn't funny

Karen attempted to entertain us with her humor and wit, but she ended up being a comodian.

by Papapichu February 5, 2007

comode terrorist

someone who takes a massive dump thus having the appearence that one has nuked the toilet.

Boy Mrs. G sure ripped the restroom up, shes a comode terrorist. Yea a real toilet ripper!

by krysta s September 8, 2008

comOn

A term used by Ms Bednarska to get the attention of students

comOn yoo ghice

by Bayne August 21, 2003

camotoe

When your super tight camouflage pants start riding up in the front ala cameltoe.

G.I. Jane was pissed when her pants shrunk in the wash and gave her the most uncomfortable camotoe with every step.

by Elastic Snapper January 15, 2008