The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.
Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.
by ChrisUK June 22, 2009
See: Golden Bath
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
by John Petrucci August 03, 2006
To place mentos up your shitter followed by a direct diet coke injection resulting in explosive colon clensing results.
by Spirondopolous July 11, 2008
When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.
by sikwill October 20, 2005
The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.
by Raven2099 May 18, 2008
A small metalic pipe used in the cleansing of the colon. Also doubles as a whistle. The usage of the colon pipe in an msn conversation will produce a straight mouthed face.
by Rizz and Jizz July 12, 2006
The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.
MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
by jda-grava.1 February 05, 2010