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Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit
My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.
by The Vacuum January 15, 2018
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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
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Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019
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Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
by CafeDonut November 7, 2019
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Colon breath

A description of when someone farts (colon burps)
Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019
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Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020
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