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CockTong

When a man doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
"Dude that's wicked gross. Wash ya damn cocktongs."
by Stumpy2088 July 13, 2015
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Cocktongs

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.
Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.
by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021
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Cocktosis

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".
Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.
by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009
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Cocktential

Opposite of poontential, when a party is an epic sausage fest, where there is an abundance of weiner.
"Hey Misha, your party blows! It has suck cocktential, the only person enjoying himself is closet homosexual Eddie"
by Mystery Alan April 1, 2009
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Cockting

1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.
"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"

"Has he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin'!"

"What's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin' shit!"

"What shit's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"

"Aw cockting!"
by The big K! August 7, 2009
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Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010
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Cocktot

someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant prick, etc
Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!

Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.
by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012
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