Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Cockalorum

A small, haughty man.

Person 1: Look at him! He's such a cockalorum!
Person 2: I know right!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockalicous

The meaning of good cock sucking

That's so cockalicous. It makes me warm

by JknowzOffical February 27, 2017

Cockalolli

A careless idiot or douche bag

Person 1: "Look at this Cockalolli driving on the wrong side of the freeway"

Person 1: "Im going to carry all these bags upstairs
Person 2: "Dont! You wont manage 3 flights of stairs with all those bags"
Person 1: Twist his ankle on the 4th step and drops everything
Person 2: "You are such a Cockalolli"

by Hajooster June 16, 2018

cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a
cowboy.

A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."
The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

by Hay U there July 22, 2007