Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010

cock block and roll

Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.

Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker

by shoopdoopshibby July 29, 2010

Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.

Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.

by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010

cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.

You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

cock block squad

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.

The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.

by hello April 12, 2005

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

by bowser3 May 21, 2011

Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.

John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."

by Kegmeister October 4, 2012