Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

by Kris Y. March 31, 2008

close out

To end a tab (i.e. drinks), to close out a credit/debit card, is to end the tab and obtain the check.

Would you like to close out your card?

by tylerdurden89 September 20, 2010

closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation

guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!

by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009

closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 31, 2007

out of the closet

(adjective) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.

He decided to come out of the closet.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Danger Close

In close air support, artillery, mortar, and naval gunfire support fires, it is the term included in the method of engagement segment of a call for fire which indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of the target, usually 600 metres however The close proximity distance can be determined by the weapon and munition fired.

"steelrain, steelrain, this is Hitman calling in fire mission, popeye uniform 059 098 038 degrees 200 metres, danger close"

"roger that hitman, splash in 5 seconds"

by CaptainIncredible June 15, 2009

closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009