CRITICAL!

The act of KO'ing your opponent in FPD.

"CRITICAL on racsist preppy teacher = CRITICAL!"

"YEAH! What a Critical by the Rock Crusher!"

"CB! CB! CB! Only one of 423432 Finishers i gave to Dusty! That Cactus Breaker sure is devastating!"

by J2k3 March 24, 2003

critical

comes from the word critic
means "fucktarded" or "stupid"

I'm critical because I'm a dumbass

by benman April 26, 2004

critical mass

What you yell at the climax of phone sex, if you are a fat sweaty nerd who lives with his parents and has no job at 20.

" uh uh uh.... critical mass... did i tell you my name was paul? "
*thankyou for calling kids helpline*

by grouter55 July 13, 2003

Critical Tassen

To strike a male in the genetailia, would replace crotch-shot.

Dan B. just took another critical tassen!

by Exploding Boy February 9, 2003

Critical Race Theory

Critical Race Theory (CRT) is the latest neoracist concept used to justify the authority of a small cabal of academics who will save the world from end stage capitalism by using race struggle instead of class struggle. History shows whites built systematic racism. Therefore, only whites can dismantle the systematic racism they built by replacing it with systematic white saviorism. The altruistic tendency of the Abrahamic religions and the majority feminine electorate are exploited to justify redistribution of wealth and opportunity based on race rather than (the Marxist) need or (the Capitalist) ability. CRT gives a new urgency to classical Marxist ideas that previous generations of workers dismissed as broken promises.
Other neo racist tools in CRT are:

1) Hierarchy of race and government benefits are ordered by level of historic oppression starting in the year 1600.

2) Denying CRT is proof of systematic racism. CRT states that ability is 100% equal between all races.
3) Equal opportunity is racist until all results are shown to be equal by race. Therefore, equal opportunity must be race based instead of class based. The rank of opportunity is from #1 above.
4) Harvard university created Eugenics and created CRT. That is not a coincidence. It is science.
5) Supporters of CRT are known as anti-racists. All labels of classical racist are canceled by the anti-racist label. However, a person can simultaneously be labeled anti-racist and neoracist at the same time.

Critical race theory gets to the heart of why racism gets votes for the last 400 years and will continue to get votes for the next 400 years.

by whoisyourunicorndaddy June 21, 2021

cliticature

Writings and ponderings regarding a woman's vagina.

There is vast cliticature on the topic of female genitalia.

by charlesIi February 8, 2014

Critical Thinking

A term that's often mixed up with contrarianism, unfortunately. This can lead to people supporting evil beliefs and values just to look like a "critical thinker" when they are in fact no closer to a critical thinker than someone who blindly follows popular belief.

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to the boring beliefs of the NPCs surrounding me, I think that rape, torture, murder, and genocide are morally right and the age of consent should be abolished

Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023