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The Clitoris

(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.

Originates from the old adage:

Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.
Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.

Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.

Steve: 'Ken oath.
by Riccardinho July 18, 2014
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Clitorasorous rex

When a woman's Clitoris is enlarged/ elongated so much so its like sucking a golf ball. partially resembles a herm
err fuk around johnny your mum's got a right Clitorasorous rex. it was so big i thort she has both bits.
by holmanator March 19, 2010
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Clintonites

A person or group of people that religiously support Hillary Clinton. Mostly the LGBT community
Those damn clintonites keep butting heads on rights
by Anonymousmeme12 April 16, 2018
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clitoris

Indian in the canoe!
"I looked down at my skirt and i realized the indian in the canoe was starrting to sail out
by brenton January 7, 2005
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Clintonism

Clintonism is the political and economic policies of Bill Clinton, and his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, as well as the era of his presidency in the United States.
This political and economic policy included:
Passing the North American Free Trade Agreement and create the World Trade Organization. Free trade was an essential component of his economic policy.
Balanced budget: Clintonism is associated with restraining the growth of federal spending, in order to allow lower interest rates and freer monetary policy.
Greater willingness to use and fund the military and show up a willingness to compromise on social issues such as abortion and LGBT rights.
Reform or reduction of some government programs, exemplified by the ending of Aid to Families with Dependent Children as part of welfare reform.
Internationalism, particularly the expansion of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Clintonism was a failure then and a failure now!
by Yobberson June 27, 2017
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Netflix and Clitoris

Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.
Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"
by speckman April 18, 2019
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Clitorasaurus

Dinosaur similar to the T-Rex that had a clitoris on its head that jiggled when it roared.
The Clitorasaurus was a dangerous dinosaur to fondle.
by sprmsick November 20, 2017
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