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Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.
Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...
by DNealz14 May 11, 2009
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Cleaning the Pipes

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.
by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012
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cleaning the pipes

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips
afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes
by DaUsualCrew April 25, 2007
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pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while
last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face
by weasel April 23, 2005
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'Bitch cleaning'

When someone gatekeeps all the chores just to lord it over everyone else.
"Cheryl just 'bitch cleaned' the office kitchen again. Did you see her email?"

"Let's meet up. I can't be at home right now. Ryan is 'bitch cleaning' the house like it's on fire."

"Ughh. Ty is 'bitch cleaning' the group project. He just did all the analysis, tables and graph's last night like a squirrel on PCP and is now giving us all the silent treatment. Group projects are such a stroll though hell..."
by Iplantree June 21, 2018
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Cleaning

The act of breating in massive amounts of lysol in order to get high
hey joe i'm cleaning later u want to come? yeah i'll bring the lysol!
by CCMMB April 27, 2011
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Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.
Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...
by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010
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