clarcked

To be not okay in the head.

E.g are you clarcked in the head

by Ibby r February 3, 2024

Clacked

CLACKED. Hampshire UK term for when a man hits his testicals together accidentally and causes mind altering agony that usually causes vomiting or sometimes passing out due to the Wilkinson sword razor blade type pain that comes afterwards.

Dear God! I just CLACKED my nuts! I'm gonna faint!

by Microplus April 1, 2024

Clarke'd

To stomp on something with passion, rage, and unparalleled murderous intent.

Most commonly seen in the game Dead Space

I needed bro gone, I dragged him to the curb and Clarke'd his shit

by LuvMysteryy November 15, 2024

Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.

by janid November 21, 2024

clarker

A paedophile often associating his or her fantasies with young anime characters.

George is such a clarker.

by frandagdee February 17, 2025

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Clarkebait

To engage in activities which alert the Wise and powerful Mr Clarke.

Nyx - "Fuck, we have mass later"

Charlie - Stop with this Clarkebait Mahoneyposting.

by deviantshart June 9, 2025