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Christina Aguilera

1) One of the biggest no talent cunts to ever exist!
2) The nastiest skank ho since Madonna.
Christina Aguilera is just another blonde bimbo skank who has no talent and is famous based on MTV type marketing clowns who know they can make money by proping her up in front of a mic and they will make album sales and advertising sales on tv music vid channels - 1) because she will be idolized by a bunch of mindless skank ho's who want to be like her and/or think that they are like her. And, 2) because of a bunch pathetic of horny wanna be cool guy, wanna be tough guy, wanna be gangsta wigger males (who are under the delusion that they are a man) who jack off to her videos.
by Wifukm Yung February 12, 2010
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Christina Aguilera

A desperate wannabe who cannot fucking chose a certain style and stick with it. Her music is played over and over and over on the radio until we want to shoot ourselves, she may be able to sing to some people, but I would honestly rather hear an old fucking hag shit in my ear than hear Candy Man one more fucking time!
by CallyLove August 12, 2007
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Christina

Latin meaning: of the girl's name Christina:a follower of Christ, a Christian
Greek Meaning: The Greek name Christina means - "Christ-bearer."

Christina is a female name originating from Christian.

It is a well-used name throughout the world with many variants. Its meanings most commonly include "Christian," "Christ-Bearer," although "Angelic," and "Faithful" are sometimes included in its definition.
"Have you met Christina?"
"Her name means child of Christ!"
by Christian876382 February 5, 2010
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Christina

She a sexy bitch, usually hot asf 10/10, she gives your a boner instantly and you just wanna smash, even the most confident dudes dicks shrivel in her beauty, if you see a christina fuck her.
Yo there’s a christina imma go fuck her pussy nice.
by Dimbo Jimbo April 21, 2019
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Christina

Big broke noob who has no money.
Christina is hella broke
Yeah she is such a noob.
by ¿Unkown? May 10, 2021
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pulling-a-Christina

The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.

Whether it was an accident or not.

This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.
"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"

"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"

"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!
by CYPK66 January 20, 2009
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Christina Aguilera

the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.
Aguilera; from the latin 'give it to me deep and hard immediately if not sooner'
by kitC January 19, 2004
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