Cheesebagger

A person who is chronically lame, soft, or otherwise unable to hang when the moment calls for it; One who dodges responsibility, disappears when the bill comes due, or mysteriously forgets debts - financial, social, or moral.

PD didn’t even hesitate, looked right at Daul at the Compound and said, ‘You gonna square up or keep acting like a cheesebagger?’ The room went silent. Debts remained unpaid.

by Corey Daul December 24, 2025

norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 3, 2014

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019

Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Maxwell Cheeseman

A guy who needs to sit down and eat his beans

Maxwell cheeseman likes the taste of his homies

by Benjama August 16, 2021

grandmaster cheeseball

he pinnacle of human evolution... a creature derived from the primal nature to kill and consume... your death is inevitable...

holy fuck its grandmaster cheeseball and he has my kids oh my god the horror please

by oversized iguana April 19, 2022

epic cheeseballs

adj epic cheeseballs is a slang term meaning awesome or cool.

started from an ice spice tweet of her replying to a cheese ball promposal picture.

“dude did you watch the game last night?”
“yeah man that was so epic cheeseballs”

by johnathanbeer May 16, 2023