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A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
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Get the Facebook chastity vow mug.A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
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Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away
Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away
Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
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