Chainsaw wang

A destructive penis with a length of over 16 inches that rips open the vagina of any lady.

The man had a chainsaw wang. His wife needed 10 days to recover from the penetration.

by Pusseater69 June 11, 2016

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

chinkadink

a small asian like penis.

man, that guy has a chinkadink

by alex March 10, 2005

Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

Hey we're out of beer. Head down to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by crewmiddlefork July 23, 2008

Leaky Chainsaw

Painfully massive build-up of gas and diarrhea, suddenly with malice aforethought, let loose in a long, sputtering geyser of liquid poo fully emptying your bowels as loudly as the sound of a run-away chainsaw. This will coat anything/anybody in a 3 foot radius with hot, nasty, viscous ass fluid.

As my cheatin' ass girlfriend was tryin' to win my heart back by givin' me a Rusty Trombone, I gave her a lesson in pay-back by introducing her to a Leaky Chainsaw she'll never forget!

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009

Swedish Chainsaw

When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.

"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"

by lessmills September 25, 2013

Texas Chainsaw

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

by MackZee July 21, 2018