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cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.
From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
by Dylanf February 24, 2007
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ceeg

ceeg /see-jh/

–noun
1. A X-Box 360 fanboy that loves bad FPSs
2. A young internet user categorized by stupidity
3. Excrement

–verb (used with object) pulling a ceeg
1. the act of doing something looked down upon by most in society.
2. to screw up in an embarrassing fashion
3. to capitalize incorrect words
noun usage:

1. Man, Ceeg is such a Perfect Dark Zero whore.
2. Ceeg's post on the board was absolutely retarded.
3. I just took a fat Ceeg.

verb usage:

1. George Bush is pulling a ceeg with this war.
2. When Tommy peed his pants, he was pulling a ceeg.
3. "Hey guys Who here loves Perfect dark?"
by Teh Internets November 17, 2007
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snooze-cement

That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.
Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
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cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.
Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.
by JJSupah August 25, 2004
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cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.
I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.
by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007
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Cement Mixer

While an erect penis is inside an oriface, rotate your partner's body clockwise without removing your penis. For maximum stimulation, try the counter-clockwise method.
"Hey Rick, wanna go to my house after Sunday service and give me the Cement Mixer."
by mattadamBLACKATTACK July 5, 2009
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cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...
John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.
by NM Tex January 2, 2008
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