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Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.
by VulcanMak July 22, 2007
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Soft Cell

An English techno-pop band from the 80's. Most famous for their hit song Tainted Love. Considered a one hit wonder in America, but they have many more in England.

The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)
Soft Cell is the best thing thats happened to techno music
by the best M May 11, 2009
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coughing a cell

Getting something done. Forcing the brain to engage in actual bodily motivation which results in completing some task.

(AKA Cough up a brain cell)
Dude, start coughing a cell man! you were suspposed to have had that done a week ago.

You've gotten way too lazy, once in awhile it'd be nice if you coughed a cell or two to clean up this mess.
by Brf June 19, 2006
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Celestine

Damn, she looks like a saint but last night proved she ain't - that girl is definitely a celestine!
by jklivin.313 September 8, 2009
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Cell Phone

In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.
"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"

**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**

"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."
by Moshe A. December 27, 2004
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white blood cell

A gang of nerds at JMHS.
"The White Blood Cell is the toughest gang ever."
by jakend832 May 31, 2009
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Fecal Cell Anemia

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.
The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.
by sinner86 February 10, 2008
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