Chap catcher

A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.

"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Dick catcher

Piercings in or around the mouth

Talking with a lisp, because you have a dick catchers in your tongue.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

South Beach Dream Catcher

Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.

That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.

by Gun-Gun August 23, 2008

Red Light Catcher

When riding in a cab and it seems like the driver is purposefully stopping at all the red lights and slowing down at green lights on the way to your destination.

Guy: This cab is taking FOREVER!!!

Girl: Totally! This driver is a red light catcher.

by monkeyboyep July 15, 2009

jizz catcher

A loose bitch who is (or thinks she is) the queen of blow jobs.

Hey John, check out that girl at the end of the bar. Maybe you can hook-up; I hear she's a real jizz catcher!

by Michele one fuckin L January 13, 2010

catcher

one who likes it in the rear. one who catches if u know what i mean. the receiver.

kevin quinn was the catcher and his gay friend was the pitcher

by dave baron June 6, 2007

Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers

As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!

by Daxxler February 20, 2003