CARL

a weirdo who uses Google too much.

Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.

by novella321 June 7, 2022

Carl

He doesn't kill people. That is his least favorite thing to do.

Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.

by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022

Carl

Very col dud

Carl is slay

by Obit July 10, 2022

Carl

Pogi

Kilala mo ba si Carl, yung pogi?

by Qwertezy July 16, 2022

Carl

john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Carl

Carl Rivera is the coolest man, he does anything you ask and he will do it within 24 hrs. Like I told him to fly me out of ukraine and he booked me a private jet to new zealand. such a cool boy

People: Carl save me!
Carl: dont worry

by James Ciao August 28, 2022

Carl

Carl is a cool guy and its fun to hang out with him shoutout to myself bc im carl

Carl is a coool guy

by Wekkokurwa September 1, 2022