COVID Part II 

The consequence of using failed logic, unfounded hunches and unsubstantiated conclusions to determine when it would be 'safe' for a pandemic-stricken nation to resume customary operations.

So, let's see...
Ignore the warnings of the scientific community: check.
Disregard evidence from the experience of other countries: check
Claim victory over the disease prematurely despite evidence to the contrary: check
Down-play the very real possibility of disease resurgence based on modelling analysis: check
Distort the facts in evidence in deference to political rather than ethical motives: check
Berate, disparage and demonize any dissenting opinion, opposition or critical analysis: check
OPENING SOON: COVID Part II

COVID Part II by YAWA April 16, 2020

Covid Code 

A code of ethics outlining healthy guidelines for the COVID-19 Pandemic that is meant to reduce the incidence of Coronavirus.

This Covid Code is bullshit, how on Earth is someone supposed to get laid with all of these random restrictions?

Covid Code by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Covid-19 

Something I am sick of hearing because I hear it on a daily basis

News: So apparantly the virus called Covid-19 is going to-
Me: *dies*

Covid-19 by Aura Lunar uwu September 13, 2020

covid casual 

A highly relaxed dress code appropriate only for those working from home during an ongoing global pandemic.

During his 5th day of employer mandated isolation, Ryan responded to important emails wearing nothing but his covid casual boxers and socks.

covid casual by nevets24 March 16, 2020

Covid kids

Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantinesthat resulted from the coronavirus, covid-19.

They are also referred to as coronials. Most will be born between late December of 2020 and spring of 2021.

Sophie was born on February 12, 2021, in Seattle, Washington, part of the wave of covid kids now inhabiting the United States’ west coast.

Covid kids by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

Covid Rage 

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

Covid Rage by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020

covid and chill 

When the pandemic has you SIP and you need to fill the hours of your days.

Hey babe, want to Covid and Chill today?

covid and chill by Travis and Kathleen May 3, 2020