It couple

An it couple are a super cool couple who are generally hot. People want to be this couple as they are amazing to look at.

Jack the super cool, gorgeous quater back of the football team is going out with Jenna the lead chearleader. There the new it couple!

by Katriana! November 28, 2007

New Couple Shuffle

the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.

Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"

Eric "Great, I got a kiss"

Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"

by Dj Imperial Grand Master Eric August 22, 2009

Captain Coupon

A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.

Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher

Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

cheesy couple

A couple that could be 100% a romantic comedy you watch after a breakup

Her and Joe are always being cute it's gross they're such a cheesy couple

by Cheesy couple November 19, 2016

Gym couple

Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!

Dude there's that gym couple again making out on the bench press!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2019

A Couple of Besties

A term for two individuals who claim to be besties but are really in love with eachother. They tend to each be beautiful individuals who are constantly shipped together. Even though they claim to be besties, they are clearly in love.

"You guys make a beautiful couple."
"A couple of besties!"

by DarlotteAir November 24, 2020