Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.

Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.

by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015

Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

Frog Choker

Intense rain storm; Usually associated with a storm

We were gonna go camping, but it came a real frog choker Friday night

by Jake Power March 27, 2007

cannon cocker

Term used in the military for anyone that fires or mans any type of gun. This can be used for a tank gunner, artillery man, door gunner, deck gunner, etc.

Tell the cannon cockers to get there asses over to divvy hq.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

by Nick D October 27, 2004