conception

A violent process that happens when a daddy cell violently slams his head inside a mommy cell and the mommy cell consumes the daddy cell's head and leaves the rest of the daddy cell's body to rot.

Some believe that life begins at conception. I believe life ends there.

by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

french connection

1 oz cognac
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Combine ingredients into a snifter and serve neat, or add a small amount of ice if desired.

Barkeep, I'll have a French Connection made with Courvoisier please. Thank you VERY much!!!

by Drink Then Think February 7, 2008

conditioner

a tool used for jacking off in the shower

You know when your a Jon when you use conditioner daily.

by tarzan and jane October 4, 2009

Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

making a connection

Giving or receiving oral sex allowing for a deeper more soulful connection between 2 people.

The only way to get through college is by making a connection with every girl you meet.

by japanese horn blower September 7, 2009

Ghetto Air Conditioning

Holding open the freezer door.

I couldn't afford an air conditioner so I had to crack open the freezer for ghetto air conditioning.

by Mattshizzle74 February 5, 2013