Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.

Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.

by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

by Dago February 5, 2004

Coitus Hiatus

To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.

EG.
I'm not sexually frustrated, my man-parts are simply on coitus hiatus

by phatguy July 15, 2005

Coited

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

by Bored Silly December 28, 2008

coitalingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).

Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.

by myrlyn May 10, 2009

coital

sex, the act of making love.

After coital I like to smoke a cig.

by alpha-omega November 23, 2007