Tesco Value Cider

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011

cider house rules

Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.

I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.

by A Pied Kiwi April 1, 2008

Cidell

A man of Legendary stature. Usually of Red skin & a penis of biblical proportions. Can summon dragons and munipulate fire at will!!!!

Oh Shit, Here comes that sexy Red nigga Cidell!!!!

by Mrs. Target January 16, 2011

hot cider

The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.

Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"

Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."

by urban donk December 30, 2011

CI(:{D)

A Mexican smiley, whom happens to be wearing a sombrero.

Much more classy than the :{D emoticon

I saw this mexican guy wearing a sombrero he totally looked like CI(:{D)

by Kristin&Dennis December 4, 2009

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

vagina snack-cident

when you wake up hungry in the middle of the nite and u
mistakenly pull down your girls pants and you start eating out her vagina…

vagina snack-cident

by blthrskt November 25, 2009