Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex

1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!

by AdurnaVampyre January 26, 2009

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

Real Time Chess

A game played exactly the same way as regular chess, except that both players can move as many times as they want and at the same time. It is also the greatest game ever invented.

"real time chess is like the best game ever!"

by lolcakes August 24, 2006

intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.

We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Cheesy Chess

This is a sexual position in which a man covers up a woman's vaginal opening with a slice of American cheese and then he sticks a chess piece, usually a queen, through the piece of American cheese and into the woman's pussy. Then he takes the cheese and makes a cheese burger with it. However, he doesn't eat the cheese burger just yet; he also sticks it up the woman's pussy. Then he eats the woman out until he fully eats the cheese burger. Then when he gets to the chess piece he takes it out and he plays the woman in chess. If he wins the woman cooks him some bacon and he gets to eat it out of her asscrack. If he loses, he has to pull on pooplog out of the woman's butthole.

I did a cheesy chess with this girl and I totaly pwned her in chess.

by E? September 4, 2006

playing chess

Slang for ordering a bag of drugs from a dealer. Used to ensure secrecy when talking over the telephone.

"Hey man, I was hoping I could come over and play chess today."

by entropy todovia mundial September 13, 2005

Chorley Chess

Similar to Pigeon Chess When your opponent is slow and dim-witted and loses every time, but will knock over the pieces and declare victory regardless of how badly they've lost.

i Provided Greg With an objective definition , but he just refused it as valid and said he won, and I lost, and the debate became a game of Chorley Chess

by Mistaduckets January 11, 2019