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Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
mugGet the Cheeze-It Hookermug.

cheeze

Cheeze is used when asking for chisme.

Person A: "what's the cheese?"

Person B: well....""
by streammcr January 20, 2024
mugGet the cheezemug.

True Cheez

🧀🧀🧀 True Cheez is a special type of cheez that hypercharges your instincts. There are many types of instincts that get hypercharged: Ultimate cheez yellow stunning aura instinct, Flight instinct, Singing cringy songs and splattering the enemy instinct, Flood the world with fatness instinct, Eat the sun and let the earth freeze instinct, Slap your sibling instinct, and much, much, more. These are just to name a few instincts that are awakened upon consuming True Cheez. ⚠️ DO NOT CONSUME FAKE CHEESE ⚠️ 🧀🧀🧀
NO WAY

THE TRUE CHEEZ IS REAL

I HAVE TO– I MUST– EAT IT!!!!
by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 8, 2024
mugGet the True Cheezmug.

Cheez-It

A person you enjoy almost as much as the baked cheesy snack cracker itself.
Look there's Cheez-It.

Right right. He's suck a cracker.
by joy powder February 21, 2017
mugGet the Cheez-Itmug.

cheez-it

cheez-it also know as a heavy set female or male. A square bodied person often has the form of a cheez-it. So a cheez-it is ju at a fat person
bro: Yo where were you last night?
me: Bro sorry i got drunk and got with a cheez-it
bro: dang man that’s sad
by Ncfgetfuked September 21, 2021
mugGet the cheez-itmug.

cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner
Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!
by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021
mugGet the cheeze bonermug.

Cheez

A short-form video app features skit comedic user-generated content.
Did you hear about the Cheez app? A short video app that just filled my tedious life with joy.
by iamsherrybae January 25, 2018
mugGet the Cheezmug.

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