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Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis
Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."
by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013
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bust a casper

When avoiding someone in a friendly way.
After having relations with some; remain friendly when you see them, but trying to avoid them at all cost
After we selpt together she busted a casper on me.
Just bone her and then bust a casper.
by oldriverschoolroad August 5, 2007
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bloody casper

when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
man i totally gave my girlfriend a bloody casper last night...oooooh
by big booty jewdys rudy March 23, 2011
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Split the Casper

The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.
Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
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ryan casper

Ryan Casper is a young Dan Bilzerian. He gets any chick he wants whenever he wants. He’s a 6’3 175 Lbs fucking animal. If this guy is at the party it’s a fucking banger. He probably fucked your mother, girlfriend, sister and every girl you know and don’t know. Not only is he chiseled and a 10/10 but his cock is 8.5 inches. This is basically a living and breathing Jesus Christ. He’s the coolest, chilliest, funniest guy you’ll meet who loves Classic Rock more then he loves life. Ryan Casper is also know as CaspDaddy(CD) for having a shlong and knowing how to lay it down. His main priorities are Money, Rock and Roll, brews and gas, and yes you guessed it pussy. If you ever see this guy dap him up and ask him for an autograph he’s Jeff spicoli on roids
Julia: Omg girlies look it’s CaspDaddy
Ashley: I’m having a panic attack I need him inside me

Rob: Yeoo bro is that Ryan Casper
Billy: yeah that’s my fucking slime, lets go say waddup.

Every women on earth: Ryan Casper is the most beautiful man to walk this planet
by White gurlz October 28, 2019
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Fuck Casper

Is a verb used to describe the act of a man baby powdering his nether regions. When a man powders his ass crack, that is referred to as being fuckey by casper. The name is derived from the sight of white balls and/or a white ass crack, resulting in the appearance that you have fucked or have been fucked by Casper.
I'm gonna take a shower, fuck Casper, let him do me, then I'll be fresh and ready to hit the town.
by Doo Brown March 30, 2007
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The Casper

A man begins having intercourse from the rear with the lady of his choice, midpump he switches out with a friend. He then walks outside to the window, and waves to his sexual partner.
She freaked out when I used the casper on her!
by BeastIce December 15, 2007
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