California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

cake 

Another word meaning ass or butt

Damn!! Look at the cake on that girl!

cake by HunnyBunnn11 July 2, 2015

Cake tray 

Related to the Muffin top but extra. Wobbly bits that wobble, especially over jeans. Eurgh!

" Buy some jeans that fit you, your wobbly cake tray looks minging " " I have cake tray syndrome, i can get away with it " " Sap "

Cake tray by Lauryn.Sparkles February 12, 2010

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

canada cake 

A mixture of crown royal maple, quaker oats, and maple syrup seen on china,IL

Dude: lets go buy a bottle and get trashed

Dude2: fuck that im making canada cake

Dude: oh yeaa i forgot how much better canada cakes tastes

canada cake by Rifle.jeepmadness November 4, 2013

get cake 

A phrase used to represent earning money. "Let's get this money" becomes "Let's get this cake".

A popular example comes in the form of Lil Peep's face tattoo "get cake, die young".

get cake by jewish nibba October 9, 2018

Vegan Cheese Cake

When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.

Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.

Vegan Cheese Cake by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020