barfly

an annoying slutty hick/redneck bitch that lives in bars, the barfly is usually 35-40 years old and looks like a complete shitsack, usually because of her ugly spagetti hair and smeared make up.

goddamnit! courtney love is such a fucking barfly!

by SoapSoup July 30, 2007

barf-by

The act of being so totally twisted that you have to spray vomit while driving/riding

Ben: "Man you missed the show last night. We were mad wasted leaving the bar and Myles pulled a barf-by right in front of a cop"
Chris: "That is so rad!"

by MylesHigh January 10, 2008

barfoon

The neighborhood loudmouth who appears daily at the local watering hole.

It doesn't take long for this barfoon to make everyone wish he'd just shut up.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Jargon Barf

Heavy use of acronyms, catchphrases and buzzwords during a conversation. Favored by project managers and team leaders at large corporations.

"Ugh, working here drives me nuts...my boss just uses jargon barf in meetings instead of actually communicating!"

"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".

by Hodaka July 9, 2010

Barfoot

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006

barf burger

1. reason to call out on Monday
2. early signs of pregnancy
3. a sickening taco

After many unhealthy interactions, the morning brought Jamie a barf burger.

by Pico De Gallo September 29, 2003

barf bag

noun: 1. a paper bag supplied by airlines in case of air sickness.
2. a person who seems about as attractive as such an item.

1. passenger on airplane-whew, I feel sick to my stomach! I've gotta use the barf bag..........(RALPH).........man, shoulda used dramamine.....(SPEW)................
2. upset citizen-hey, barf bag! Keep yer fucking dog off my lawn and turn down that god-damned radio!!! And get a haircut!!!

by earpuller December 28, 2005