Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Buttercups

Two Army people of hispanic descent that spend their time playing DefJam Rapstar;not properly master the Ghetto slang and or think that they have reached their inner Gangsta.

FB post: "Played some Def Jam Rapstar with Buttercups... Rocked the mic...forshizzl my nizzl."

by That B September 21, 2011

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

buttercup

fat worthless piece of joel herrendumbfuck MC

jojoel

by desert pensi June 24, 2003

butterbum

someone who eats sticks of butter as snacks and cannot get off their fat butt

the butterbum tried to get off his couch, but was enveloped in stacks of butter which were towering by his tv

by poodinhayd December 30, 2009