burro effect

The mental and physical trauma that occurs to a person as a result of being a third wheel in a date between said third wheel's friend and date. Usually involving Burro and popcorn.

"Wren said she wanted popcorn, and when I got back she said she didn't even want popcorn, she just didn't want me to be here."
"Damn that, the burro effect. That got me dun fucked up."

by Rickydaeus March 17, 2016

Burro Chair

A chair for a jackass.

Trent doesn't work hard at all. He's been sitting in the burro chair for hours.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

Burrobos

Burrobos is any flavor or kind of burrito that has been shredded in a blender. It can be eaten by itself or used as a dip.

Dude #1: I just made some delicious cheesy burrobos to dip my chips in.
Dude #2: Nice.

by DJSlimeball April 20, 2020

borrowsteal

When you say you are borrowing, but in fact you are really stealing.
Usually used when you ask for permission, but if the person you are asking says "no", it really doesn't matter.

You plan on taking it anyway.

A: "I came up with thisthc-infused recipe for kombucha"
B: "I think I'm gonna have to borrowsteal that..."

by channel_panel June 27, 2020

Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.

If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".

by 999JB February 5, 2021

Borrowkeep

To borrow an item from someone that hope you'll never need to return.

Hey mom, do you think Timmy will let me borrowkeep his Lego X-wing?

by mikegeherbergsteinman April 9, 2022

Burro Bandit

Mexican Outlaws on Donkeys.

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom

by jerk store October 13, 2022