turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

by zneb December 28, 2005

that thing across the road from 19 fairways drive, burnley

a small little tree-lined alleyway in between two roads on one of them nice estates, eee the days i remember going down that flutester, or the ginnel as we called it, eeee

go down it, lads!

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.

Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...

by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010

TURD BURGLER

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

by nahla April 28, 2007

Burley

To take a shit in the middle of a school's cafeteria. Then eating it.

Deb pulled a Burley today in the high school it was fucked up.

by Long Dongs March 11, 2010

Burlesque Dancer

A legal name for an exotic dancer or stripper.

Look at all those strippers lined up to get their burlesque dancer licence.

by mattyb87 October 24, 2011

burple

the only word that rhymes with purple

Guess what! Burple is the only word that rhymes with purple!

by pumpupthefruit June 14, 2010