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Briggsy Burger

In the mid-nineties London's gay art community threw what has become a legendary barbecue. A group of 6 arty queens masturbated over a quarter-pounder which they intended to enter for a prestigious art prize. Leading gay artist Briggsy watched the spectacle before mincing into the centre of the group and hungrily devouring the well-seasoned burger. Subsequently any burger liberally coated with jizz has been termed a Briggsy Burger.
Its a shame those queers didn't get to enter their Spunk Burger for the Briggsy Prize.

Not really. Briggsy spewed the whole lot and won the prize with his pile of vomit. "Briggsy Burger" was snapped up by Saatchi for 8 million quid.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 14, 2006
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Bulge Bouncer

An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
Jenny became a bulge bouncer when she scoped mikes dong and left me for it. I’m devastated!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
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Burger league

Also known as the MLS, is a football league in America that consists of part time McDonalds and Burger King employees. Not to be mistaken with the notorious Camel League.
Dad: Did you hear Messi scored again this week!
Son: Dad, he’s playing in the burger league
by RealDefinitions123 August 20, 2023
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pillow burger

The act of putting your head between two pillows to muffle out sounds.
My roommate's girlfriend was a screamer, so I had to make a pillow burger to get some sleep.
by hwojciechowski June 15, 2010
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bugger grips

Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed
Quentin is sporting some marvellous bugger grips these days
by very_ape February 10, 2005
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Bulgaria

Regarded as the country where a lot of beautiful women live.
-Dude, I love Bulgarian women!
-I know!
by Georgi Trifonov March 9, 2005
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Bugger's Muddle

1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences

Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.
About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"
by Manton December 9, 2008
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