Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.

friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!

by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006

sex-buffet

A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.

When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.

by peppermint soap October 13, 2006

buffet

An excessive amount of white women in a given area

The Lexington, KY Mall has a buffet of woman to choose from.

by The A.C. July 10, 2010

man buffet

a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.

"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."

or in terms of past sexual conquests:

"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."

by irisisalive January 25, 2010

whore's buffet

two definitions:

1. An all day whore's breakfast of coffee and cigarettes (not necessarily in that order)

2. a whore sucking cocks non-stop all day as to keep her mouth and stomach full of that man juice

My co-worker never goes out to lunch. Must be a whore's buffet today.

That whore's buffet is keeping her full and quiet.

by Nebuchadnezzar June 14, 2004