Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

by DNugz July 16, 2008

jimmy buffet

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.

Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.

by Dick Fitzentite July 11, 2009

texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.

friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!

by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006

bunfest

An Orgy. A party in which the participants have sex. with each other.

At a bunfest, boys bring the hotdogs, girls bring the buns.

by Raw Steam April 22, 2006