Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019

Brexit

the best thing to ever happen to the english people (those who work)

Did you hear about Brexit?
Yea the EU can go ####### itself

by a normal ass human March 16, 2017

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Brexit

"Brexit", when used as a verb, is the act of commiting an unnecessary and incredibly dangerous tackle in football (soccer).

*Player speeding past most of the team only being followed by a defender*
"Oi! Brexit him!"

by Infinitythereal June 10, 2023

brexit

Brexit is a name for during intercourse when the male states he has ‘pulled out’ but in fact didn’t

Boy: Shit girl how you pregnant?
Girl: The bitch pulled a brexit on me

by Thatlldodonkey123 December 12, 2019

brexit

shit that sounds like it is weetabix

oh my god this world is fucked because of brexit

by JoelIsAJoke January 12, 2020

Brexit

Classing British shit that no one cares about.

Guy 1: When’s Brexit happening?
Guy 2: Wtf is Brexit.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019