Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.

After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry

by simpleton98 December 21, 2012

blueberry hunting

When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge

Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah

by Blueberry hunter December 10, 2022

Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.

Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.

by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Blueberry Fritter

Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions

Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter

by Jsmerch October 20, 2010

old blueberry

another word for skank, hoe, all that

also- a man who smells like poo

you old blueberry

by ameñia April 24, 2019

Blueberry Burstation

When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face

She loves the taste of my Blueberry Burstation

by WigglesForLife June 20, 2020