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blogotubes

Intentional Spoonerism of the word "internet." See the interweb
Did you see that new video on the Blogotubes?
by MKorostoff January 1, 2007
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Blingo

Person employed by any level of government in Canada, who has gained or holds the position mainly by virtue of being bilingual (nearly always first language French with French surname), as opposed to being the most qualified in the most important requirements material to performing the job.
That federal job posting for a indicates English and French required. Jim is clearly the most qualified but he is not a blingo so his chances are poor.
by rascal99 December 11, 2009
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Bongo

A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.
Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)
by Rollisimo October 16, 2008
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blogorrhea

Writing a blog while highly intoxicated. Therefore, spilling your guts, all your secrets, and naming all the people you hate in the world.
Last night I had blogorrhea after I got home from the bar. When I woke up in the morning I realized it was too late, it had been read and could not be taken back.
by Cassandra H December 14, 2008
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bongo

The act of smacking one's weiner onto a female's tits (or male with breasts) as if beating a drum.
Craig: "Yo I pulled the bongo on that jawn last night."
by craig26 October 3, 2007
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blowgob

Similar to a blowjob, but ending in a sticky mess of blown out puke, jizz, saliva, or a combo of the three.
That's no blowjob, that's a blowgob...
by fuckingweirdness May 16, 2014
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blong

A slip-of-the-tongue for running the word's "be" and "long" together when you mean to say "don't be long", and it sounds instead like "don't blong", as seen in the movie The Whole Nine Yards
Janni Gogolack: Don't blong.

Oz: "Don't blong"?

Janni Gogolack: Annoyed Don't-BE-long!
by Maedhros The Tall November 3, 2011
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