blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

by bab October 20, 2004

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005

Blimpie

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003

blims

A british slang word that means to be shocked, while working at a muffin factory, with old women throwing poop in your face which contain balls.

example 1: Well, blims to meet you.

example 2: Blim around and you might get blimed.

by sohp1ejohns0n January 4, 2012

blimpse

sneaky peek of a bit of blimpse side boob

girl wearing a shirt with buttons undone, revealing a little bit more than she expected, giving us a blimpse

by kennymandingo April 9, 2012