colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

dooky blaster

after sex if the girl is taking a crap and has her legs spread you go into the bathroom and fuck her while she's on the bowl.

after i fucked you mom i gave her a dooky blaster.

by vasilie March 5, 2004

Rasta blaster

A hilariously large spliff, a Jolly Green Giant

"Alright man, you comin for a rasta blaster"

by 4Days May 27, 2006

Sand Blaster

To lick your fingers, dip it in sand, and blasting it up her snatch. Also been known as clam digging.

Matt: "Joe, I heard you gave Lisa the sand blaster last night."
Joe: "I sure did! She said she liked it rough and dirty."

by T. sandman May 21, 2011

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

Dragon Blaster

A fun family activity that involves carving pumpkins 6 months before halloween.

Man, do not look at the other Dragon Blaster definition on here.

by darnackackack823isalreadyinuse June 7, 2019

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003