blumpathon

Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.

1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.

by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

Blumperspoot

English version of the American term 'Hicky'

Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.

by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

by djareeloa June 9, 2011

Blumpff

The sound made by a loose vagina queef.

Dude, that girl's vagina just went blumpff.

by Storytime March 19, 2013

blumple rimskin

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.

Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.

by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

blumpkinwood

Erection obtain by thought or receiving of a blumpkin .

Patrick was so excited for his daily movement that he popped BLUMPKINWOOD

by Chuckandshannon February 28, 2017

Blumpkeroo

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020